HFTMT SEASON 5
The hit show returns from a former Chicago Burger King near you…
Things have been rough for Fluff the Squirrel who claims to be very cool and popular.
With Josh Gondelman.
THE WAR WITHIN:
THE ROBERT BALES STORY
It’s March 2012 in a region of Afghanistan known as the birthplace of the Taliban. Staff Sergeant Robert Bales leaves his base–in the dead of the night–and lays siege to two villages, killing a reported sixteen innocent Afghan civilians. The reaction from the American government is swift and severe; provoking universal condemnation and a life sentence in Fort Leavenworth military prison.
Over a decade later, the lingering question about what became known as the Kandahar Massacre remains. Why did it happen? Anchored by 18 hours of exclusive interviews from America's most notorious war criminal and complemented by a chorus of people central to this polarizing case, THE WAR WITHIN: THE ROBERT BALES STORY is a 12-episode investigative podcast that will shed new light on the inner sanctum of the military. Throughout, the series will contain explosive revelations that run the gamut, from brain injuries, to potentially toxic drugs, to possible cover-ups by the nation Robert Bales swore to protect.
Edit and scoring by Anna Havermann. Mix and sound design by John Gardner. Produced by Max Nelson.
Hello From The Magic Tavern
Loving Editor+Sound Designer, and Associate Producer.
But like, I’m one of a team of eight editors, so not every episode is mine.
All of mine are below.
You’ll be scrolling for awhile.
Season 5, Episode 19 - Fluff the Squirrel Now
Things have been rough for Fluff the Squirrel who claims to be very cool and popular.
With Josh Gondelman.
Season 5, Episode 12 - Paladin (w/ Xu Mason)
Dagobert the Paladin used to be a princess but now she fights for her goddess.
With Xu Mason.
Season 5, Episode 6 - Tom the War King
Can a visit with King Tomblain Belaroth help in the War on Wizards?
With Steve Waltien.
Offices & Bosses: Season 4, Ep 5 - Reunion
20 years later, the gang must defeat a curse at their class reunion.
With Erin Keif, Olivia Nielson, and Bill Arnett. Premium content.
Masters of Mayhem S3 E6 - A Walker Among Us
The Soul Walker has reconstituted itself and sought out the Baron and Dripfang. But who is seeking the Soul Walker?
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, and Ross Bryant. Premium content.
Masters of Mayhem S3 E5 - Witch Ghost
Baron and Dripfang meet the most beautiful witch ghost real estate agent.
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, and Sarah Dell'Amico. Premium content.
Masters of Mayhem S3 E4 - Three-Headed Dog
Dripfang and Shangleberth consider a new security setup for the Baron's Keep.
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, and Tim Baltz. Premium content.
Season 4, Episode 93 - Arnor’s Brother
Barnor the Lawyer comes to exact his revenge on Arnie for killing his brother, Arnor the Warrior.
With Blaine Swen.
Season 4, Episode 90 - Spintax Visits
Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?
With Charlie McCrackin.
Season 4, Episode 86 - Momo Visits
Momo, the Mouse with Human Strength, is determined to be hired as security for the Wizard Choice Awards.
With Erin Keif.
Season 4, Episode 85 - Alpha Krom
A visit to Fingaria in search of the powerful warrior Krom.
With Mark Logsdon.
Season 4, Episode 83 - Selkie
A selkie asks for help killing the man that stole her skin.
With Bri Fitzpatrick.
Season 4, Episode 80 - Tavern World
A dimension-hopping accident leads to a world where Hello from the Magic Tavern is so popular it has its own theme park.
Hosts only.
Season 4, Episode 76 - Mumford of the Sunfolk
The boys are visited by one of the Sunfolk of the South seeking guidance from the Greatest Warrior in Foon.
With Neal Dandade.
Season 4, Episode 72 - Otok and Blemish
Can Otok Barleyfoot help carfoon Blemish suppress the evil trapped inside him?
With Nick Baer and Martin Wilson.
Masters of Mayhem S3 E3 - Claudia in Shrike
Claudia visits the Masters of Mayhem at the Baron's Castle.
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, and Beth Melewski. Premium content.
Masters of Mayhem S3 E2 - Mushroom
Dripfang and the Baron meet a charming mushroom in an accursed forest.
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, and Erica Elam. Premium content.
Masters of Mayhem S3 E1 - Scrom
The Baron and Dripfang meet a dwarf, working to save his family, deep in the bowels of Castle Ragoon.
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, and Eli Mandel. Premium content.
Season 4, Episode 65 - Eight Years
For the podcast's eight year anniversary Tomblain Belaroth, Momo the mouse with human strength and Hildy the very old turtle stop by for a fancy dinner party.
With Steve Waltien, Erin Keif, and Olivia Nielsen.
Season 4, Episode 60 - Small Elephant
Stan is a tiny elephant that claims to be Foon's greatest assassin.
With Becca Barish.
BTT - Road Stories (Season 2, Pt 1)
Arnie, Adal, and Matt discuss all the wild stories surrounding Magic Tavern's season with the most live shows they ever did!
Hosts only. Premium content.
Fooniverse - Earth Mascots (Fast Food)
Arnie introduces Usidore and Chunt to some of the fast food mascots he grew up with.
Hosts only. Premium content.
Season 4, Episode 48 - Arnor Fights Arnie
Arnor the Warrior returns to finally fight Arnie to the death.
With Blaine Swen.
Season 4, Episode 44 - Ghost Ship
On their way back to Nibblebottom, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore book passage on a ghost ship!
With Lisa Burton and Tim Dunn.
Fooniverse - Old Enough
While Dripfang is visiting his old friend The Baron at his keep, Jayme and Sayme must complete some simple errands.
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, Gretchen Eng, and Brad Pike. Premium content.
Season 4, Episode 36 - Tom the Cowboy
Tombleweed Cattleruss, the Cowboy World version of Tomblaine Belaroth, stops by to recount his strange path to being co-sheriff.
With Steve Waltien.
Fooniverse - Earth Comics - Garfield
Arnie introduces Chunt and Usidore to one of Earth's greatest comic strips, Garfield.
Hosts only. Premium content.
Season 4, Episode 28 - Hogsfacer
Return to Hogsfacer to catch up with the town. Gianessa is there to share the results of the recent mayoral election.
With Dana Quercioli.
Season 4, Episode 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon
An odd new tavern-goer visits. Could he secretly be Dripfang the Necromancer? Yes.
With Kevin Sciretta.
Fooniverse - Slambook 2: Usidore
The Slambook for Friends is back, and this time Usidore is in the hot seat!
Hosts only. Premium content.
Season 4, Episode 18 - Germ Crust Visits
Germ returns to pay her final respects to the "dying" Usidore.
With Mary Tilden.
Season 4, Episode 14 - Usidore’s Death Bed
The time has come for Usidore to fake his death. Arnie and Chunt are feeling surprisingly emotional about it.
Hosts only.
Season 4, Episode 10 - Year Without a Chris Must
An ancient pact requires the Dark Lord, hidden in the basement, to fulfill his duties as the Chris in Chris-Must.
With Brooke Breit and Martin Wilson.
Fooniverse - Questions From the Patrons
Arnie, Usidore, and Chunt answer some of the patron's questions gathered from Patreon.
Hosts only. Premium content.
Season 4, Episode 3 - Pirate
A pirate searching for the water stolen from his land visits the tavern.
With Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods.
Behind the Tavern - Road Stories (Season 1)
Arnie, Matt, and Adal discuss the earliest live Tavern shows.
Hosts only. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 98 - Trachea and Tomblain
Prince Tomblain begins the ceremony to become King but his sister Princess Trachea is waiting to kill him.
With Megan O'Neill and Steve Waltien.
INTERLUDE - Girls Night 2: Girl Trip
Momo the Mouse and Gianessa the former Sheriff visit Flower in the big city of Northeastia for some drinking, bonding and fighting.
With Erin Keif, Dana Quercioli, and Brooke Breit.
Masters of Mayhem S2 E4 - Frog-Size Disguise
The Baron and Dripfang meet up with Squibbert to pull another heist...and get real.
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, and Sarah Shockey. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 92 - Not a Unicorn
A visit to the Unicorn Ranch leads to a meeting with Greg the Unicorn... who is very clearly a Pegasus.
With Amber Nash.
Season 3, Episode 86 - Eunuch's Comeback
Benedict Whisperbrew, the former Court Gossip to Queen Titannia, is back in Northeastia and is almost certainly up to something.
With Brendan Dowling.
Hey Tavern Tavern S1 E6 - The Day the Pigs Died
Chunt, Momo, & Hornelius are really starting to crack while looking for the lost Mojo!
With Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan, and Adal Rifai. Premium content.
Hey Tavern Tavern S1 E5 - A Doll Terrifies!
Chunt, Momo and Hornelius are trying out some new mantras and dishing out high fives all round!
With Erin Keif, John Patrick Coan, and Adal Rifai. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 80 - Usidore's Hat
It's finally time to visit the tiny tavern hidden inside Usidore's hat.
Hosts only.
Season 3, Episode 74 - The Mauve Wizard
Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.
With Anthony LeBlanc.
Season 3, Episode 68 - 1989: Group Project
13-year old Arnie works on a school project with his classmate, Julie. Still trapped in 1989 Ohio, Usidore becomes a chemistry teacher.
With Brooke Breit.
Usidore’s Fetching Quests S1 E4 - Lake Lady
Usidore and Grimhoof meet a Lady of the Lake who has relocated.
With Brooke Breit. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 62 - Couch
We meet a frightened talking couch and the magician that gave her life.
With Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Wiger.
Earth Games S2 E8 - Resistance Pt. 1
Last week's thrilling cliffhanger is resovled! This Earth Games season finale finally reveals the spies in this spine-tingling game of Resistance.
With Stuart Wellington and Howell Dawdy. Premium content.
Earth Games S2 E7 - Resistance Pt. 2
The classic social deduction game, Resistance, finally meets its match when confronted by an Eye Tyrant and an easy-going country bard.
With Stuart Wellington and Howell Dawdy. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 56 - The DQ Way
We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin.
With Tim Ryder.
Earth Games S2 E2 - Celebrity
Squibbert joins the boys as they guess celebrities from Foon and Earth with fewer and fewer clues.
With Sarah Shockey. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 50 - Mail Night
It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness.
Hosts only.
Season 3, Episode 44 - Dragon
The hosts accidentally encounter a terrifying and persnickety dragon.
With John Roderick.
Lost In Foon 2 - A Formerly Holy Place
The gang meets up with Melchoir, Keeper of the Doomhorn, and help him through some life changes.
With Alex Eilhauer. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 38 - Distant
Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations.
Hosts only.
Masters of Mayhem S1 E4 - Land Pirate
Our villains meet the dread land pirate, Captain Rafe Shapely, after the wedding in the Spartanga Jungle goes awry...
With Chris Rathjen, Kevin Sciretta, Sarah Shockey, and Adam Burke. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 32 - Five Years
It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.
Hosts only.
Offices and Bosses S3 E5 - Chief Executive Metamore
The boys stumble upon their old friend and Office Manager, Metamore! They can’t resist one round of O&B with him for old times sake!
With James D'Amato and Bill Arnett. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 27 - Flower Parts
Flower is back to…do…whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord’s plot comes to light…
With Brooke Breit.
Season 3, Episode 21 - The Lurking Phantom
The boys finally confront the terrifying entity who has been skulking around the school.
With Kevin Sciretta.
I Am Spintax! 2 - Bigfoot
Spintax, Jess, and Salmagundi, still in Spintax's thrall, get to chat with a sasquatch!
With Charlie McCrackin, Jess McKenna, Edgar Momplaissir, and Ross Kimball. Premium content.
Season 3, Episode 18 - Grounds Keeper
The boys meet up with Can and get a tour from the magical groundskeeper.
With John Patrick Coan.
Behind the Tavern 6 - Space Bunker Crew
The cast leave Foon behind for a while to discuss The Space Bunker.
With Tim Sniffen, Kate James, and Ryan DiGiorgi. Premium content.
Behind the Tavern 3 - Early Episodes
A two-for-one! The cast continues their talk about the earliest episodes.
With Brooke Breit and Rush Howell. Premium content.
Season 3, Ep 11 – Wizard with a Crossbow
Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard is back and she has a talking crossbow. Together they're going to kill some people.
With Felicia Day and Colton Dunn.
Earth Games S1 E6 - Settlers of Catan
The hosts play one of the most beloved Earth Games of all, Settlers of Catan! The Magic Tavern gang take on the Robber with the assistance of Jak Vorpal.
With Sean Kelley. Premium content.
Earth Games S1 E3 - Game of Life
Momo is back to play another game with the gang. This time...THE GAME OF LIFE!
With Erin Keif. Premium content.
More episodes coming soon always!
Film and Visual Media
My Women See Ghosts
Delaney McCallum (2021)
A young woman investigates her relationship to her female family’s disposition for the supernatural.
Sound design
Through Stone
Hans Misra (2019)
A grieving man explores his own personal hell as he journeys through a dark cave in search of redemption.
Sound recording
Sappho Does It Matter - A Queer-iod Piece
Jack Schimmel (2019)
Half high-drama period piece, half present-day screwball comedy. Natalie discovers her mother Laura’s peculiar secret hobby - masquerading as a lesbian at poetry open mics.
Sound recording
Cadenza
Jerry Lee (2019)
Vincent, a self-critical composer, wrestles with his performers, who are challenging his authorship.
Sound design
To This City
Koyote (Kiki) Meiners-Rios (2019)
A young girl is reluctant to move to Chicago with her father, but a day spent exploring the city proves how much it - and its many colorful murals - can come to life before her eyes.
Sound recording
Left by the Wayside
Max Nelson (2018)
A narcissistic camp counselor coexists with his ten-year-old camper after their van breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
Sound recording and design
Immaterial
Chisom Diana Dimiri (2018)
An overly stressed college student struggles to convince herself that the demons appearing in her panic attacks only exist inside her mind.
Sound recording
YUP (2 Episodes)
Yadid Licht (2017-2018)
Akiva joins Nora’s improv class, while Theo teaches Chelsea how to relax at the beach.
Voice-over recording and sound design
Clockwork
Marina Seyffert (2018)
Two best friends have dinner, during which unspoken resentments and jealousies arise.
Sound recording
Demon House
Adam Stovsky (2018)
A teenager accidentally summons and binds a demon into his service. High school just got much more interesting.
Voice-over recording
Precalculating
Maggie Astle (2018)
Trapped in gridlock with a baby on the way during the storm of the millennium, an expectant couple bickers to agree on a route.
Sound recording
Feet
Lauren Loesberg (2018)
In the cutthroat world of ballet, an overlooked dancer fights for one last chance to make it big.
Sound recording
Jackie
Danielle Harris (2017)
Two boys attempt to navigate adolescence by finding solace in each other.
Sound design
Call Me Mom
Zack Laurence (2017)
A tense relationship between a mother and son belies a tragic secret.
Sound design
Something’s Wrong With Cameron
Max Nelson (2017)
Two young adults work to keep their friend safe as he experiences his first manic episode.
Sound recording
The Stacks
Beth Cerabona (2017)
A grief-stricken young woman grapples with her loss as she begins to hallucinate in the stacks of a library.
Co-sound design